Mayhem turned off the Traction Control...

oh no! the engine will get wet!

The Beast’s got nothing on Coolidge’s Cuba ride.

I know that Air Force One is super high tech on the inside and everything, but maybe it could use some new livery?

This is not terrible:

I don’t play Golf, so I had forgotten Buick existed.

GM needs to take their version of Mercury out back behind the shed like Ford did.

Youre wrong. Guy in the left lane was overtaking a truck, leaving room for a car to merge on the highway and then overtaking a van. Its pretty clear if you actually watch the video.

You’re an asshole.

I dont think this guy was being a lane hog at all. He was passing a slow truck at a spot where a slow car was entering the freeway and a car in the right lane was going even slower. He was passing everyone when he was in the left lane. So I dont see a lane hog here, just an asshole talegater.

I generally don’t move over. I let them go around.

If someone is driving that recklessly by tailgating, my experience tells me changing lanes isn’t the safest as they often try to change lanes and fly around. Going steading in the lane is the safe way to go - let the idiot make the moves..

* security cam footage of the exit to the lot with the other cars that don’t have valet mode *

The teal Ford Aspire: the quintessential 90's shitbox.

As someone who suffers from various allergies, I’ll try to be as diplomatic as possible here. That said...

The same way tesla owners plan their trips supercharger to supercharger, I imagine you are planning yours service center to service center.

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