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These articles are Gold! I’m telling you Jerry! GOLD!

BMWs have turn signals? Never seen them in action.

- Didn’t like the keyless ignition.

Hopefully he broke his hand.

GMCs are for people that work in labor industries but don’t actually do any labor themselves, like a foreman or project manager.

Yeah, that one specifically, here I’m printing it, you can’t stop me!!!

Overweight white men in their 50s who own or manage mid-size companies in blue collar industries (HVAC, electrical, construction, etc). There, saved them the trouble.

ur column is great. u been writin long?

Whoa! Nice e-mail address. I’ll trade you the Skyline for that e-mail address.

jumper cables off of a half dead car battery.

After a while, I started taking those keys, and I put them on a keyring, and sharpied numbers (1-5 currently) on each key, and, bam! my (then) 2-year old had his own keys to play with.

It’s not nearly the same thing, however, once while my 2010 Golf was in the shop I was wandering around the dealership that was going through renovations (new owners)...and I was asked by a younger salesman what I drove. So I told him. He smiled and said “how’d you like to drive a new car new, BUT (drum roll....) it’d

“Hi guys, just flying by to let you know we can put all that sand back where it came from....”

In similar news, I totally passed a guy on the highway by inches because he was going slow in the left lane. I really showed him.

Just reminding them what freedom looks like...

Couldn’t resist the temptation of low-hanging fruit :D

NEXT!!!

NEXT!

I’d spring for the 8.4 UConnect, if you’ve ever worked with it, you know it’s a great experience. And there’s almost a wow-factor to it for new passengers