The play call was wrong. The play call is run on 2nd. If stopped, take time out and pass on 3rd, and wildcard on 4th. Best case scenario Pats get ball with :20 on their 20. If everything goes right they get a FG attempt to send to OT. So if you screw up here, you lose, if you run in on 2nd, best case is win,…

Are you insane? You wanna pass, fine... I LITERALLY can't think of a more dangerous throw to make than that one. Throw a fade, throw a corner, throw to the back of the endzone... literally, ANYTHING else

I usually don't but I read this one and I am glad I did. He nails most everything that is wrong with the NFL and the culture that holds it so dear. Now can he do the NCAA?

LUND: But what about all the field work I did?

"...why it was spiked post-publication"

So solemn. He accepts his mission, but not without knowing the weight of what it entails.

No worries, I assumed you were drunk.

He should have moonwalked in space. Greatest missed opportunity, ever.

The greatest fact about Leland Melvin: he started out life as a football player, but after being injured he had to find another career.

LMAO you went into your Black people rolodex. Who else is Black and goes to space and is Black....oh yeah, that other Black astronaut....I think his name was Black guy Blackington.

holy shit. Half of me thinks how terrible for those cats. The other half can't stop laughing at the clip of their disorientation.

Pro tip:

Official That Guy™ Comment.

You really should have shaved ...

Or: OMFG WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS IS AN OFFICIAL PORTRAIT!!!!!!111111one

The dog's affection is proof that he was not replaced by an alien replicant.

I should explain—Melvin graduated from the University of Richmond. Our sports teams are the Spiders.

Without knowing a thing about the guy, one look at the picture and you know he's a good dude.

Well, obviously she's hoarding them all, or we'd get two or three.