Also, like, that’s Harry’s dad. He probably loves him, regardless of his parent’s divorce. I know they’re royals and stiff upper lip and all that, but there’s solid evidence that Charles was a caring father in private.

And didn’t he want to marry Camilla in the first place but was pressured into marrying Diana by both families? Neither of them handled the situation particularly well, but it seems like they were both equal parts victim and to blame in how badly it turned out.

It’s like that episode of The Simpsons, where Mr. Burns gets a physical and finds out that he’s so healthy because all the viruses in the world are trying to enter his body and getting jammed together in the doorway.

Or at the very least how to Google it? Also, I would be horrified to show such ignorance in front of someone like Bill Gates. But, like you said, a moron.

This dude is fucking nuts. Seriously, what’s wrong with him.

Plot twist: Somehow, he’s even worse than we imagined.

LOOK AT HIM RUN!!!!

“An ABC News reporter confirmed that Schlossberg is no longer welcome in the building where he rents office space.”

Straight EVICTED. This makes me happy. 

I was surprised by that too...I thought maybe the details of the claim hadn’t been released or something, but no, it turns out there’s whole fucking videos about it. I get that stories like this on Jez are often re-tellings from other sites, but this one doesn’t even reach that level of detail. It look all of 10…

Deadpool Can Fuck Right Off - A Totally Objective Review By Shawn Cooke. Totally Objective, You Guys.

Not sure why almost this entire article is about the elevator incident from Sarah Lawrence, and not the currently-being-investigated harassment that caused the suspension of the show? It’s a doozy, and you buried it in a one-word link.

I know what these ladies are going through as I, too, have a third leg.

Bless your heart.

Aw John Wick finds love!

Wino forever!

Having watched their “cooking” show, I love this. I’m here for it. I want them to fall in love and for her to turn into a full blown pot head decked out in gold jewelry and rolling with him everywhere he goes. Bahahaha! Cracking myself up right now.

I am projecting, but I have a feeling Meghan knows her father and isn’t half as ruffled about this as the gossip blogs are making her out to be. He’ll likely say he’s going at the last possible second to milk this manufactured nonsense for all it’s worth.

They should get America’s favorite dad as stand in one Mr. Tom Hanks.

“It is indeed another story about a woman whose problems are, in the grand scheme of things, slightly miniscule.”