Bill Maher is trash.

This cookout I keep hearing about sounds awful.

I don’t really mind. I sorta wish there were a white eggplant, however.

Only insane people with too much time on their hands give a single shit about the PC way of using a stupid emoji.

I mean, you could ask her. She could just be trying too hard. Doesn’t mean she’s a racist POS. But what do I know? I wish they’d just make the damn things green or something then we can avoid this crap. Haha.

This is why I always use the yellow skin default for emojis. I’m more comfortable just letting people assume my race is “Simpsons”

Cultural appropriation is neutral anyway. Whether it’s good or bad or in between depends on the details. Using the term by itself is useless when discussing harmful behavior. It’s more efficient and clearer to just go into those said details and not use the term at all actually.

Hahahaha. Not invited to the cookout will forever make me laugh.

The white people I know who use the brown emoji hands are always, like, blond yoga/dance instructor who is definitely not invited to the cookout. And they always make a huge point of only using the brown hands.

I don’t think the issue here is that the white guy is dispensing advice about when to use brown hand emojis. I think the issue here is that the white guy’s advice is fucking stupid and oblivious.

Is barstool just the stick to sports crowd upset that ebaums world isn’t what it used to be?

Deadspin was a version of Barstool not that long ago.

comparing her shit to mobb deep offends me deeply

I watched “I, Tonya” and the tone was so strange (a mix of dark humor with a little sympathy, but also horror at how things unfolded, all while making fun of how incompetent and ridiculous her team was) that I couldn’t figure out what the film’s attitude was toward domestic violence. But maybe that was the point,…

Yeah, I believe Lorde. She’s not prone to trolling, and “I Will Always Love You” is exactly the sort of song people sing in the bathroom - and was before Whitney’s tragic death.

Whoa...how fucking cool would it be if this new Indiana wasn’t his namesake granddaughter....but his grandmother? I would be so down to see the franchise continue with a female adventurer in the Gilded Age.

3) Think about what you want to eat for lunch. (2 hours later) WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T KNOW?! I told you to think about it!

• “Bring whatever you want; I’m not carrying it.” (Ends up carrying everyone’s bags, water, coats, umbrellas)
  

Yeah I think that might be twitter-reply-embedding issue and not a Jez issue? Not totally sure. But here’s how it should look:

Missing stuffed animals are nothing to scoff at. I had a stuffed white polar bear (he was stuffed with softer beanie baby type stuffing rather than fiber fil) when I was 7 and it was the most awesome cuddle buddy right up into my difficult high school years. He went “missing” one day and it was devastating. I found…