I mean...that IS offensive. My mother gave me one piece of advice when I got married. “Share everything with your husband, be truthful and honest and bear your soul...but never let him see you poop.”

Jennifer Aniston is going to be 70 years old and still have pregnancy rumors, isn’t she?

A Vicki Lewis impersonator.

I am just confused by the women bashing again on this site! Like... if she did something actually shitty - made a racist remark, killed a dog, punched a baby...

A wealthy celebrity gets a few emails and is followed one single time and BAM ten years. One law for the rich, etc.

YES. Parker Posey is a goddess who is great in everything she does.

LOL I am so confused why that was MissCrystal’s first thought from this entire article.

Jeez, tell us how you really feel.

Kanye West hangs with Trump, defends Bill Cosby but Taylor Swift is the enemy...okay lol. West was the one who called her ‘that bitch’ in a song while acting like it was going to be a compliment. Keep sucking his egomaniac dick though.

I figure that the average demographic that still actually watches local news, as opposed to getting their information online, also watches Fox anyway.

How is making a library book available to the kids who want to read it “force-feeding?” Should we remove all science books from every library where a moron Creationist might accidentally stumble upon them and feel assaulted with unwanted knowledge?

If she is indeed finished, I might start to think that there is a god.

You are being naive. This book is dangerous. My cousin who is a 47-year-old fireman bought it by accident. Now he is gay, has left his wife of 28 years and is actively pursuing a man named George.

I read a history of the Mars family and their company, and the reason that Amblin/Universal went with Reeses Pieces, is that Mars had such an odd corporate culture at the time, that they believed they didn’t need to do product placement, and figured regular advertising was all M&M’s needed, as they were already…

I think the Reese’s Pieces that were a plot point in ET should merit mention here, if only because that was apparently their fallback after M&M’s turned them down (probably having something to do with Amblin wanting their chosen candy to spend $1 million on tie-in advertising).

I feel like SNL should get some sort of honorable mention for their (not-even-terribly passive) passive aggressive product placement bits where they seem to do everything except literally shit on the brands

Staypuft in Ghostbusters. And it’s not just the monster at the end: there’s a ad on the side of a building, and Dan puts a package on her counter when she unpacks her groceries.

This scene from Season 2 of Rick and Morty is pretty funny.

So Sting is returning to the reggae roots that defined early Police? I guess that’s surprising.

Goddamn, I need this to go on tour SO. BADLY.