Is this supposed to be one of the great Democratic hopes for 2020? They clearly learned jack shit from the last, disastrous presidential campaign.

He was about to become a lava lamp, albeit briefly.

May the 4th vacation.

The game of Lava, Mustang, Crowds is a lot like Rock, Paper, Scissors.

And R2D2 just stood there doing NOTHING

But if a tweet firing you falls in the forest, and you’ve already turned the forest into a strip mine, are you really even fired?

Fortunately for us, 45* doesn’t seem to mind firing people via Twitter.

Pruitt has adopted the “can’t fire me if they can’t find me” strategy which, while effective temporarily, has it’s own set of issues.

He revoked his endorsement and publicly demanded Trump drop out of the race weeks before election day. A bitter and tepid endorsement hardly counts and is very different than campaigning, where you actively and enthusiastically give speeches to mobilize voters and raise funds. The only speech McCain gave on Trump…

Why in the fuck does Meghan shill for Trump every day after all of the terrible shit he said about her father? I can take or leave John McCain, but if that was my dad and knowing all of the horrible suffering he endured as a POW, if some jagoff like Trump was talking about how he likes service members “who don’t get…

You’re right he was a total bully. The casualness of the whole thing is infuriating too. He’s in full on tough guy mode the second he walked through the door.

McCain votes to save the ACA.

♪♪ Living in America ♪♪

So, here’s my (admittedly possibly totally wrong) theory, connecting all the little strands I’ve been reading:

Okay, but if someone said what Trump said about my father OR mother, I would not vote for them for President, nor would I defend them constantly on national daytime television.

Wow go fuck yourself for that last line. You sound exactly like Trump right now.

Because the View only taps the most despicable conservatives to be their poster child for conservatives. Every last one has been more depraved than the last. Splinter has been covering Meghan’s bullshit on the view recently, and the very idea that she’s stumping for Trump as hard as she is while her father is dying of…

Uh, I am not the biggest McCain fan by any means, but the dude single handily saved healthcare for millions of Americans. He also spent 5 1/2 years being tortured as a POW.

While McCain’s answer re Obama/Islam was fine, I prefer how Colin Powell addressed it:

“at which point he’ll most likely embark on a new creative journey that will be similarly acclaimed and unstoppable”