I can almost SEE his train of thought, through my years of experience teaching toddlers. It goes like this:

He thinks all Native Americans know each other like the Blacks do.

In front of a picture of Andrew Fucking Jackson.

Plus, bringing up a Native woman who was kidnapped by white people and then forced to marry one at the age of 17 is probably not a great way to win over Native Americans.

This is actually the thing that offends me most. That the people and their contribution that he was SUPPOSED to be honoring weren’t apparently important enough for him to restrain himself from some tired political point-scoring for all of thirty minutes. That’s how special you are to him, guys.

I can’t really figure out what benefit he thought he was going to get by mentioning his racist nickname for a white woman to them.

Even if warren had claimed to be fully native american and showed up to an admissions interview wearing a construction paper headband with a feather glued to it - why the fuck would you bring it up in this circumstance?

I’m sure Trump would find nothing offensive about the two hypothetical examples you bring up.

In today’s White House press briefing, Press Secretary Sarah Sanders defended the president’s comments, arguing that “Pocahontas” is not a racial slur and that the president’s comments were not disrespectful to the men being honored. “Why did he feel the need to say something offensive to many people?” one reporter…

This seems really cute and I think the concept would be really fun for a co-pilot getting driving directions from the passenger seat of a car...

Color me surprised that, despite losing all three branches of the federal government & two-thirds of states, the Democrats still do fuck all to help working people. If I didn’t know any better (do I?) I’d think Democrats don’t actually disagree on much with Republicans beyond abortion & identity politics.

They can also cost $4-8, please don’t waste my bath bomb on your toilet bomb.

“Hopefully, everything goes down smooth when you do.”

A bath bomb sounds catastrophic.

The detergent softens the toilet paper wad so that the weight of the water can push it down the drain. Useful information for when your children start taking care of their own “business”.

Some rumors are of the “where there’s smoke, there’s fire” variety. Some rumors are invented from scratch out of spite, or to further a narrative, or just because it’s a slow news day and the celebrity gossip industry can be just as scummy as the industry they cover. It can be next to impossible to tell the difference…

As a black person, I don’t find this particularly egregious, but I also think Justice Thomas is a coon-ass uncle tom shitheel.

Branagh’s, I think, trying to amp up the eccentric look of Poirot, whilst also making him more youthful and athletic seeming.

No, worries, mademoiselle, the oldest hipster in Brooklyn is on the case.

I was surprised to see a Popeye's here in London, but I'm really not sure it's legit, it looks like a run down takeaway. Does the real Popeye's feature the gurning sailor himself as a mascot?