Paris Jackson

Holy shit that made me feel old

We get Red Flag exercises here in Las Vegas a few times a year. I think twice a year its at night. And they fly well into the desert, but you would be surprised how many people complain that any jets take off at Nellis AFB. Sigh.

Fuck them, that is an institution.

And then the hipness dies....

Ice cream trucks do not idle for 2 hours. They usually come by for 10-15 tops and move on. To stay in one spot, is to lose money.

Oh yes they do! I have a veritable collection of egg cups from IKEA. And when you head down to their Swedish Food Market go and buy some salty, delicious Umami packed Kalles Kaviar to squirt on to your soft boiled egg in your new egg cup.

Twice, 2 trips to the bathroom. wonder if it was a straw that he asked for before the 2nd trip

I think there is an A in there now, for Asexual. LGBTIQAF 

We can hope

Thats funny, cuz egg creams are supposed to be made with seltzer...and U-Bet syrup!

So, its not just me that calls it Lac-WW-AAA!

Did anyone else start scratching while reading this article?

But think of the lint!

story time?

Oishii!!!!

This is a man that would gladly go to the Augusta National Golf Club and spectate at the Masters and think the history of denying entry to women and minorities was okay.

Special swag bags should have been put aside for these men. Full of loose tampons, motrin and a bra. The embarrassment should be enough for them to skulk away.

OMG I am chortling at my desk trying to contain my laughter at this thought. My wish is now for this to come true as an amends to those butthurt trolls.

YES! Every Olympics the media tried to make her a “thing” and every Olympics she failed. Whether it was track n field or bobsledding, she had crazy media coverage, tried to make her the darling and then it all falls apart and they put the whole “upset” moniker on it