Yes, and they spent that three minutes doing an unimpressive demo for technology that is not likely to work as they claim for most photos.

Coincidentally, someone left the exact same note on the back of a bar napkin by the endzone of Soldier Field.

He is very much giving me childhood flashbacks to the clay-face man from Gigglesnort Hotel (I had to look it up b/c all I can remember is that the character was a lump of clay), whose name it turns out was Blob

Well, I guess by definition, a sloth is always living in sin...

God, that last one is like a Monty Python sketch. It’s ex-ice cream! It’s ice cream pining for the fjords!

Showing my age, but...

My house was all about the egg fried in bacon grease

The thigh gap thing continues to be the most ridiculous measure of thinness/fitness/whatever going. As if it was some gold standard.

The dull and chipped blades are for me to use. You concentrate on getting this Taco Bell down. Let’s do this.

It’s an interesting philosophical question but as a practical reality you’re about 50 years too late and thousands of miles away from Kenya.

For some reason, looking at their faces and imagining them sitting on their beige or dark blue couch, talking about gay marriage with shaking heads and being like, “We gotta do something about this!” and then coming up with this idea and getting super stoked about it like it’s really going to make a difference, and…

“stay together, live together, and raise their kids together”

I'm not so sure the baker did.

Slightly related! I found out today from my daddy and my aunt what happened to our extra cupcakes after the wedding.

Hug ‘em tight y’all.

WELL........NOW WE KNOW WHO’S A GOOD BOY

You look gorgeous, especially when you consider how hard you’ve been working moving all those big logs about.

So much bottom-lid eyeliner, so much love for that tree.