I thought a Zoodle was across between a zebra and a poodle?

In Soviet Russia, server hit on you.

When the feralkids were wee ones, we made homemade ice cream with an old fashioned hand crank churn. Kept them busy and the ice cream was always superior to anything you can find in a store.

Mr. hawkeyexl,

i can haz seekwense?

Kind strangers on the Internet! Good news! Murphy can get surgery and he’s going to be okay!! It must have been from all your kind vibes sent his way. I started openly crying happy tears in the grocery store line when my dad called me. Yay!!

We couldn’t have our dogs there on the actual day, but we did find a way to include them. My awesomely-talented sister-in-law drew this super cute cartoon that we made into magnets and sent out as our Save the Dates.

Oh yes, he was the best man. Wore a bow tie and barked through the whole ceremony at us.

Our cake was made with eggs from our chickens but other than that no. No they were not.

From Your Lips To Cods Ears

You forgot the greatest one of all:

I should have considered the comments I'd be making when I picked my username.

It was hard going thru thousands of selfies for my book Selfish & picking the ones I thought u would love the most!

Once, an 8-top of Christians left one of those “Here’s a Tip for You!” pamphlets on my table, in lieu of a cash tip. I was sort of used to this, so I didn’t remark much, just tossed it into the bus tub with the rest of the debris, and a glower.

90%? What sort of fictional world to you live in? 95% is pretty average, 98% on weekends and High Holidays...but we do have to leave a little bit for football and pro rasslin.

Yes, you have the right to your own opinion and express it publicly. The rest of us have that same right to express our opinion about your opinion. Why do people have such trouble with that concept?

Attack people. They attack people.