look at these baby plattys instead

The 3 coons taking the entire pizza around 2:36 deserve a Sneaky Bandit of the year award ( as a team).

I'm in North Buffalo and the only thing we've got so far is some wind and a dusting. I know that crap is coming up here, and I'm terrified of having to drive through it. A couple of co workers are stuck at my work place in Hamburg. They've been there since early this morning (3am) when the driving bans were put in…

You want to talk about hardship? These are Buffalo Bills fans we're talking about here. You'll have to do worse than this, Mother Nature.

The thing is while this may look crazy to the rest of the country, we typically get 2-3 snowfalls like this a year. We just learn how to drive, pick up the shovel, and get to work.

I'm not giving it a thumbs up until I see tiny hamster watching tiny football on the couch with his tiny paw down his pants after the meal.

My high school crushes were always skinny, geeky boys with flippy hair and androgynous faces who liked to watch anime and wear strappy pants from Hot Topic. My "dream guy" never stepped a foot out of that rigid box in my head. As sex wasn't really on my mind back then, dream guy liked to hold hands on long walks, make…

They've done rigorous testing at the vag factory and determined that dick #4 is the one most likely to cause all elasticity to fail. #science

Well, i know what i'm making for my office holiday we-hate-you-so-a-real-party-is-out potluck this year.

Aww. I feel sorry for her. These kinds of people dream of stardom their whole lives. And she seems to have everything but the right songs and whatever quality makes you interesting to an American public. So to be right on the edge of what you want and then told to "go away" is brutal. Haven't we all dreamed a lofty…

The irish catholic way is "forgetting" to take your pills for a while.

"This Wife has Vowed to Widow Her Husband Very Soon."

Get stuffed.

see thats how gossips start and aweeee thanks!!!!! and don't forget you've been drinking Jameson for 3.

It's true! I'm smoking for two these days! I will name the baby Gella if it's a girl and Butters if it's a boy.

Several years ago, I was involved in an abusive relationship. One night, Crazy Manboy ransacked the apartment- throwing food at me, breaking furniture, ripping my clothes, etc. I called 911. Two male officers show up and say that I can file civil damages for my broken things, but, "Honey, it's not domestic violence.…

I'm line voting Democratic because reasons. (And I live in Texas.)

If Texas has such a boner for being so 'independent' from the rest of the US, I say we let them.

Also, there are a great many misconceptions about how Easter went down.

I would wear all of these.