If God is a man, some of the dudes on the planet prove that he's at least bi-curious.

HOW DO PEOPLE FIND THESE GAMES ENTERTAINING???

I hope the music industry and her fans continue to support Kesha. I have always had a soft spot for her. I think it is admirable how honest she has been with her experience.

Shit, Pete Incaviglia had a natural gift for athletics, even if it came with a desperate love of chicken-fried steak.

Massive farts for everyone!

He looks like a poorly put together Henry Rollins cosplay.

The whole dairy situation here. I'm phlegming up just looking at it.

So is MrDivine. Used to be a collegiate athlete (water polo) and still has the shoulders, legs, and ass - but now he has a sweet bellah because he is a fabulous cook and life is to be enjoyed.

This is my husband's body type. I LOVE IT! Especially his butt.

Must your taunt me with your tales of the perfect spouse? :)

He is single now. Recent divorce. Very rich.

She can keep him:

I read shit like this, and then look over at the FluterDog, who is currently parked face-first in front of the oscillating fan (and loving it), and my heart hurts. ALL THE DOGS can come and live with me. I might need a little help with cleanup, but we'll make it work and no one will die of exposure.

You comment on a chick website! For free! Haha, in YOUR face!

I regularly shout "DO A DOLLOP OF DAISY" at my girlfriend in the most atonal, pain-wracked voice I can manage now.

The best birth control is putting the dick down ladies

you can can have my steak tartare, oysters and Camembert when you pry them from of my cold, dead hands.

Which leaves one very important question: