My friend and I walked through a thought experiment to try to “put the shoe on the other foot.” We came up with what we considered a parallel scenario - if Kanye West were somehow the democratic nominee, that might push us to vote for a republican, but it would be hard, nearly impossible in some cases. It must be…

I am taking this reverse flight! On one of those giant double-decker planes. According to online maps, there is a serve-yourself bar. I am simply not strong enough to resist that. I accept my jet-lagged fate.

Super important question: what about boozing during the fast? Those free international airline cocktails aren’t going to drink themselves.