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“Cassette of Tape” “Mileometer” “Self Drive Hire Cars”.....

They are a unique look. I am not sure if it’s good or bad ....has the nickname “Uglies.” ..... Plus they are tough as hell. And heavy. And not particularly good looking.

David Tracy 5/29/18 10:21pm

THAT.....was an awesome story. Thank you.

THAT is brilliant. How did no one else get this? All the starts sir....ALL the stars.

I KNEW I recognized your avatar. Hi from a fellow PFF and Michigander!

In Michigan, this is considered “light surface rust”. Seriously.

“No, Honey, it wasn’t expensive at all”

Because those people are not financial professionals by any definition. They are salespeople.

Only when I’m topless. Then I avoid mirrors

Driving for over 30 years, the only accidents (2), have been the other drivers fault. Both of them ticketed.

Agreed - but most don’t use it as an additional tool, they rely blindly (pun intended) upon it. Adding safety features is almost always a good idea, but sometimes, it’s too much. If you have to have your car automatically brake and let you know when you are changing lanes, you probably shouldn’t be driving.

And further dumbing down drivers who rely on technology instead of skill and experience.

I am a parent of 2, including my son who is very into video games. I have been playing First Person Shooters since before he was born (he’s now 20).

Then one day, during their allotted gaming hour, I will ask to play and I will proceed to mercilessly destroy them. I WILL BREAK THEM. I will taunt them and humiliate them.

Band name - called it!

She’s right, you know.

Um.....F*CK yes and twice on Sundays

“Self tapping screws and duct tape.” Should be the name of David Tracy’s autobiography.