Gotta close that Geocities account.

Unfortunately not, hence me still waiting.

There are some possible products though... this wasn’t the one I was emailed about before, but it came up in my googling.

God mode, you say?

True. A little tap and then an inquiry or command would be nice.

This. I’m a TNG kid and never got into TOS. I want a communicator badge, and I want it now! Oh, and I also want the door chime from TNG to be my doorbell.

I rarely take calls (and when I do it tends to be on the car’s bluetooth) but the increasing popularity and competency of virtual assistance could make it more helpful.