No worries, Citizen! If you have problem with Food Crate A, just exit the standard feeding line and submit Request for Digestive Deficiency Accommodation with Ministry of Nutrition at your soonest convenience. Your local health commissar will be in touch with you before next harvest and if you survive the winter…

Will there be any substitutions allowed at all? What about for allergies? Celiac disease? Vegetarians and vegans? Religious dietary restrictions? People on diets for health reasons, like a low sodium or low cholesterol diet? People on diets to lose weight?

Different strokes, I fucking love when they do shit like this. If I wanted something strictly gaming, I’d take my ass to IGN or something.

If you aren’t interested in the article, don’t click on the article and read it.

Or you could just not read the article? Seems a lot simpler than getting angry and leaving.

No drinking game this time? Well, I’m going to be drinking anyway, because—to paraphrase Zefram Cochrane: “I’m sure as hell not watching it sober.”

Imagine if gamers felt as passionately about the myriad issues facing the industry as they do about protecting and creating memes, especially ignorant ones.

That Marine also probably acts like a gentleman and treats her with respect, which I am sure is a big change from dealing with her husband.

Thanks for logging in to give us that crucial update, chief.

Correction: Trolling is normally bad. Trolling pedantic, asshole, “well ackshually” fanboys, however, is and always will be hilarious.

It’s not that trolling isn’t funny, it’s that it takes effort for it to work.

Trolling isn’t funny. It’s annoying

This is a common misconception. Zelda is the scientist. You’re thinking of Zelda’s Monster.

That’s exactly what Zelda’s brother Luigi would say!

As the debate continued to heat up— and Dumas’ light-hearted trolling continued to draw the ire of humorless drips everywhere

The truth can be unpleasant.

BECAUSE THAT’S HOW YOU GET ANTS

Somehow I doubt “Mother” would approve of Mike nibbling on Little Debbie.

It is well known that Mike Pence stays up all night, every night- weeping and gorging himself on Little Debbie snack cakes.