It is awful, not awful good... Imagine a milk shake, take away the creaminess add grit..... Take away rich flavor add plastic taste.... Take away textural enjoyment, add amalgamation of smooth/grit at the bottom. This is after mixed properly in a vitamixer. Obviously, I don’t recommend. Try carnation instant…

I suppose that if you put in enough Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup, Soylent would probably taste pretty good. Maybe.

I’ll stick with my go-to, a battery can of Monster and a hot dog at the 7-Eleven near my place.

Because stupid people are scared of them.

What do you take to block the memories of eating such an awful breakfast?

For nutrition per calorie at a middle-class price, it’s hard to top Kashi GoLean original cold cereal with fortified high-protein soymilk.

Pretty sure he’s this guy:

Just like you give us a prime example of why abortion is sometimes a good idea.

seriously. i’m no regular soda drinker, but zero is miles better than diet.

If Madison was, say, forced to cut off her own fingers, would that be any less problematic?

Yeah it makes me both happy for them, and also curious if the game is actually that good, or just receiving rave reviews from their rabid fanbase (of which I am a part of). Knowing the GG crew, it’s probably a good game. ;)

I think it may merit at least a mention because the people who made it is likely a large part of why it became an immediate hit.

You forgot that being able to make Carl from ATHF is the best part.

Was there seriously no mention in the article about how this was created by the Game Grumps? Maybe I overlooked it...

I’m pretty glad that was changed.

They could use Rami Malek. He’s cast to play (and sing!) as Freddie Mercury. Also he is charming as fuck, and if he showed up outside my window on a flying carpet I would run away with him in a heartbeat.

You just *know* that the studio really wants a white guy. And that all this “we can’t find a guy after 2000 auditions” is just cover for when they announce that Aladdin will be played by Hugh Jackman.