Yeah, my late grandfather referred to this as “Stupid Proud.” It was what he called folk that know they are being stupid but nonetheless decide to power through rather than acknowledge any need for a helping hand/change of behavior.

Took syrup out the fridge. Put it down upside-down so that the syrup would all collect close to the opening (the hack).

Sorry - no photo - but attempting to make a hollow white chocolate sphere - following very explicit directions from the internet (so it must be true) by dipping a latex balloon into the molten white chocolate. The ensuing explosion left little blobs of white chocolate in places you can’t even imagine!

Absolutely true, the hypocrisy is staggering... :( 

Your commanding officer can write you up after you get back from this 1000 year space journey.

Sass Effect

Probably the same part that lets humanity’s first specter plastic his name all over the citadel stores in the form of second-rate endorsements for cheap weapon mods.

Narcissists can be extremely charming when they are charming someone. She may not have known how bad it was going to be when she married him. She may be realizing that there is no way out now that he is the most powerful man in the world, with no moral compass, no empathy, and the Russians behind him.

I don’t feel sorry for her. Not in the least.

People have noticed that the Cheeto left her behind when he entered the White House, abandoning her for the Obamas to guide gently inside.

Make a shake before working out. Spend 30 seconds drinking it before showering. Why would you wait?

Terrible news.

...Looks at the bar..

If my local crossfit/paleo/SMeduim shirt enthusiast bros are accurate in their appraisals, the answer to this question is ‘All of it’. Apparently I’m supposed to do nothing but burpees, WOD’s, and massive amounts of protein.

Yes, but what is the objective criteria for determining whether someone is playing the way they are “supposed” to and how do you know if it is legitimate or just the blame game or misdirected anger?

So what happens when I join and I play for the very first time? If I’m crappy I’ll get banned? Swatted?

You realize other people might disagree with you on the meta, right? And you realize that’s not a reason for you to report him and for him to get banned, right?