Folks, when you’re in public, hang onto your shit or don’t take it with you. I know it sounds obvious and even cruel and cynical but you’d be surprised how many people simply do not understand this concept.

Don’t leave your laptop unattended on a table while you run to get a drink or go to the vending machine. Don’t…

It’s pretty likely that he’d take them to a pawn shop and pawn them off as quickly as possible (or turn them over to someone who would). Whatever’s cheap - it’s free money to him after all.

Wow. Just wow. My mother used to use this sassy line when told ‘smoking will kill you, you know.’ or something to the effect - it was “so will not smoking.” Sassy as fuck, but she ended up quitting smoking anyway.

They call stuff like ZZZQuil and Sleep-eze non habit forming, but if I ever want to sleep again, I may have to rely a little heavier on these things.

Agreed. I just used to watch the closed captioning at the bottom of the screen. When I actually hear him talk, it makes my blood boil even more.

Fair point, but use of force to this extent makes you wonder what the fuck happened to warrant it. If buddy was fighting the whole way, that’d be one thing, but if he was simply non-compliant, is a busted face really necessary?

You asked, I answered. Apologies that you don’t like that answer. If you’re in a space that you are not authorized to be in, you’ll be kicked out for trespassing. There are a number of reasons that this would happen. If you’re asked to leave by the owner of the property or an agent of the property - you don’t…

How often are people kicked out of these things simply for being there? All the time. As someone who works in the security industry I can tell you - literally all the time.

Sorry, you obviously have no idea how policing works. If you consider an airport or plane private property, and the airline demands that you leave and you don’t - you’re trespassing. The security staff on the plane have the right to remove you from the property by force if necessary. It doesn’t matter if you paid to…

I was working a pub one night and someone presented a fake ID at the door. The staff are pretty good at spotting fake Ontario IDs, but when it comes to other provinces - or countries - it gets a little tricky. There was a student in our residence that was making them - they were pretty sophisticated and really hard…

No, that’s OK, no harm done. I forget sometimes that in the US, getting sick while being poor is a death sentence. Canada isn’t this grand utopia where everyone has the latest everything, but I cannot imagine a country that would let its citizens die painfully in the street than help them.

I’m not from the US, but how often does that full/invasive physical have to happen for you to get a prescription for PCOS? And if you have PCOS, you should be going to the doctor anyway for treatment, hassle or not.

It is pretty terrifying. I know I’m probably not helping myself sleep at night when I read the news and wonder if he’s going to say something or do something that brings about nuclear Armageddon. Everyone tells me that there are checks in place to ensure that can’t happen, but where are those checks? It seems like…

Yeah. Look hard enough and you’ll find a lot of really talented people who have done or said some pretty awful things. You might not end up liking anything.

Here you go

As someone living on the Canadian side of Lake Erie, fuck your president.

Tell me again why they’re building the wall? Something about keeping America great? Keeping America poor, sick and hungry? Something like that?

“No, I have not been bitten by zombies. You guys are all crazy! I’m fine, there’s nothing wrong with me!” *pulls down shirt sleeve to cover teeth marks on his forearm*

OK, what about all of the things he *said* he was going to do? You don’t find any of that the least bit reprehensible?

It kind of ties in with accepting the background racism and sexism thing. Don’t rock the boat on those things. And I cannot fucking believe I confused “plays” with “places.”