You know, not all poor people are homeless and wear rags. Heaven forbid that person has an iPhone, possibly because their job requires a phone and that’s the one that they have...

Hey, you forgot “with the latest hip-hop ringtune.”

“I am an Amazon warehouse worker, after a year I get tired of it and start learning a new trade...”

When? And with what money? Courses from accredited schools are not free - even taking the tests isn’t free. If you’re barely scraping enough money for rent and food, you sure as hell don’t have enough money to go to…

He sounds like someone who wishes he fought at bars.

He sounds like he’s super high.

A friend of mine was under the belief that because she exercised so much, that was why she was missing her period (she would go months without having one like it was nbd). Come to find out now that she’s out of college and ready to have a child, that she was actually suffering from PCOS. Missed periods ain’t no…

LOL “Hey buddy, I know you’re upset about your dead friends and you feel like your dad isn’t listening to you. But acting out this way just isn’t going to work. Hey, you CAN do great things with your life, even in the apocalypse. Look at all that I’ve done. And hell, with that tenacity, and even with one eye, you…

It would have also fueled the fire of these batshit conspiracy theorists if he would have died ‘investigating.’

Well, if this guy was any colour other than white, he’d be a dead thug/terrorist.

My dad fell for that scam. A screen popped up on his computer that he couldn’t close, so he called the number. I had to cancel his credit card and put a watch on his credit report. Not to mention cleaning out his computer of all the other gunk, and going through and changing all of his passwords.

He demanded that theatre-goers apologize for booing his VP.

“He’s from another school. You wouldn’t know him.”

Now it’s different. Now Google and Facebook are cathing heat because people are too stupid to figure out if that story they read about Hillary eating a baby was legit or not.

It does feel like this is the result of some bad joke. We’ve already heard the punchline, just waiting for the laughs.

In my experience, they generally look up the definition after that.

real disappointed in you, AudioWeasel...

I wonder if tomorrow Google will report that it’s being over-burdened with queries like “What are Trump’s policies?” like after the Brexit vote?

because he’s bringing the jobs back guys. he only wants what’s best for america. which is blah blah blah blah...

When I first told my mother that I was going to play D&D (new to the game, started playing at 30), she advised me that I should be careful, because some people don’t know where the game stops and real life begins, and that it might lead them to try to attack me.

The tweet was pretty juvenile. It was a joke directed at their core audience. Everyone knows what the euphemism was and who the jab was at - not exactly the most professional sounding thing to come out of a company. However, Razer’s aesthetics problem is really a matter of taste.