Kerry Washington hid her baby bump behind potted plants and Birkin bags for like an entire season of Scandal. 

Wait, I actually remember from one of my theology classes that the original biblical meaning of the word ‘sodomy’ was like lustful, violent sex not necessarily anal sex. Except this professor was like an Old Testament translation specialist and like it would take an entire 50 minute class for us to review a single…

YEP. I also worked on a lot of stuff that involved people from different tech teams and they rarely used the same terms and acronyms for the same things. I’d ask my engineers “okay what does this mean?” and they’d be like “why do you need to know?” My job was to liaise between all the different departments! I needed…

Oh I literally like can’t see without sunglasses and I’d sit out in a bikini with SPF on my face, chest, and shoulders because I’m super prone to burning, particularly in those areas. 

Do I have to like completely disregard The Beauty Myth? I did look up some criticism right after I read it but it’s often difficult to find good criticism/analysis of feminist work because people are so incensed by feminism. I found its arguments to like speak to my soul and verbalize the weird tensions I’ve felt about…

I don’t know how true this is but I’ve been told that sun exposure while in motion reduces your ability to absorb the vitamin D. My orthopedist once gave me a ‘prescription’ to sit out in the sun for 15 minutes everyday without sunblock on to boost my vitamin D levels while I was recovering from a stress fracture. 

Yeah, The Beauty Myth like deeply spoke to my soul...I only read it maybe like 2 years ago and it was so depressing reading it and being like this book was written like when I was born and look how little has changed.

I struggle to keep my one bedroom apartment clean, and maybe having more storage space would help but the idea of maintaining an entire house overwhelms me. 

I honestly am not completely sure what the point of the documentary was, I stopped paying attention in the later part when they were talking about the podcast dissecting her instagram and the conspiracy part.

It’s hard to get psychiatric help even when you’re seeking it out for yourself, so I can imagine.

Ok I am now apologizing for my earlier comment with meeting management tips but it was motivated out of like what the fuck is wrong with your coworkers bewilderment. There’s no way what they’re doing is productive and I’m confounded as to how they think it could be. I’m very sorry you are dealing with this and the…

Don Lemon opening his show with “the president is a racist” is like forever seared in my brain. I have limited memory of sunken place Don Lemon but like ~2018-present Don Lemon has become increasingly watchable.

Around the time that the Kanye West and YouTube Make-up Guru rumour leaked I also saw rumours about Kim K and Van Jones dating and I didn’t question it? But that was a very weird week. 

Wait so it was part of OMNIBUS for that year, which has to pass at some point? Trump probably didn’t even know this was in it. 

It’s weird coming this close to like a full year of social distancing measures in the US. I’ve always followed a lot of foreign policy and global health news so I had heard the news from Wuhan by late January and I remember talking about it at the 2020 Superbowl party I went to.

I probably read it then or in second grade? Like I know there’s death but it’s overall not a very dark book and I feel like most girls that read Little Women were reading above grade level. I also had these like Scholastic book order books that were Little Women inspired stories written closer to grade level and they…

If people are sending out meeting invites without an objective and agenda, they probably shouldn’t be holding the meeting. If no follow-up items or minutes come out of the meeting, it was probably unproductive and unnecessary.

Anderson Cooper interviewed him at like 2:30PM in August and it was so batshit bonkers that it helped validate my terrible habit of watching cable news all day. 

I have such a hard time keeping the sequence of events straight in my head but I think I lasted longer than you because I remember something with a brothel, and something with a cult and a guy named Edgar Neverever and a weird motorcycle stunt and Jughead going to boarding school.

I’m honestly now imagining that he’s writing letters to everyone he’s mad at since he can’t tweet and someone is intercepting them but somehow this one got through.