Your grip on reality is a great model.

I'm going against the grain here, but I've always been jealous of the pink razors with the huge surface area every time I borrow one from a girlfriend.

Is that a picture of Nick Nolte?

Your vagina is not a glove box. You don't have to store them in the vagina. You don't even have to use them naked.

according to wikipedia, "the term generally includes people born in the 1960s through the early '80s, usually no later than 1982. "

Didn't Generation X cause the housing bubble by taking out loans it couldn't afford? I think we should blame gen x on the current recession. Also, isn't it the soldiers who bore the brunt of the war? Those arent' gen xers either.

We are never going to find out if the real daughter was actually his are we?

This post makes me happy.

Sneaky pollsters.

That day is here my friend. It might be like installing Gentoo, but it's here.

It would have been so much cooler if you related to him in that transformation. What if for him, good/evil stopped being so black and white, and jedi's were not the clear force of good. For him to decide to oppose Jedi's could've been a rationale decision, perhaps based on misinformation, but at least it could've been…

So true. When he turned evil, it took about as much deliberation as choosing fixings at subway.

I hope not, I find it difficult to respect a scientist who believes in magic.

I agree with you, mostly. Color correcting a film from the 90's is absolutely required, even if the goal is to match the way it looked in the theatre. Lion King was released on film, and if projected in 3d, it has to be released digitally. That means it needs to be color timed for that environment. I seriously doubt…

It's a process that involves a lot of rotoscoping, building 3d meshes of objects, then projecting the rotoscoped image onto that 3d mesh. It's really hard to do right. The other option is to just rotoscope, and separate layers (cookie cutter style, like south park), then change the vergence on the different layers to…

I'm outputting stereo audio from my pc into my 5.1 receiver. I'm only able to get it to play out of my L+R speakers, which makes sense. Is there a way to get a stereo source to output to all speakers?

Wow, how long since the surgery? I'm really curious about how having the creativity and logic on the same frontal lobe works... Is she old enough to be able to tell how creative / logical her personality is? It's truly amazing that the brain has that much redundancy that it can adapt to that.

story of my life.

I'm no neurosurgeon, but severing the connection between the hemispheres has been a treatment for severe epilepsy which is very effective. There are some cognitive downsides that are much more subtle than the original epilepsy. What is even more interesting, is that if you actually remove one hemisphere completely,…

I'm pretty sure I've never experienced the result of douching. I have to admit, I'm not missing it one bit.