Colon has already consumed Tomsula’s horse.

He’s already set to be catering the awards

Write-in: Krapsnaps Mandingus

whoever agrees to appear in person to accept the award, they got my vote.

#notallJoeWalshes

Or at least it is worth thousands of lives.

Here is a comprehensive list:

Seep Blatter is to sports leaders what Sam Hinkie is to GMs.

“Your modders were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”

“There’s no point in acting surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for 50 of your Earth years, so you’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now. … What…

Jet fuel can't melt khakis

Interesting that the Redskins and Braves both have reservations about other people taking what’s their’s.

That’s not even the good one, his super kick on Russ Jannetty is the true champion.

You’re right; my mistake. The person who taped TRAITOR to his former favorite player’s jersey and is protesting the fact that the player agreed to a contract somewhere else by holding up a sign outside the team’s headquarters is acting in a perfectly reasonable way.

Yeah, pretty sure that’s the joke.

Fans don’t understand free agency because the money that could’ve been spent on educating them and giving them critical thinking skills was spent on building arenas for their favorite teams instead.

How dare he betray the city who drafted him.

It’s funny (by which I mean mind-bogglingly stupid) when grown-ass men debate sports decisions as if there was some kind of serious moral principle at stake. Oh no, a player chose to win and have fun over not winning and not having fun; stop the presses!