He’s the hero New York deserves, but not a hero with knees right now.

Can we at least all agree not to ask him where he got those scars?

I guess Rapist Sasquatch is an early favorite for Worst Mascot in the next Deadspin Awards.

bribes.

I caught a random one of those broadcasts earlier in the year. One of the teams’ bands featured a glockenspiel and he spoke about glockenspiels for about 25 minutes. It was the best thing I’d seen on ESPN in years!

He doesn’t get to call any big time basketball anymore, but ESPN still has him doing Pac-12 games midweek. It’s kind of a trip to hear him call with no real regard to what’s going on in the actual game.

BEST BILL WALTON

I fucking love Curb, but I can only watch an episode at a time because I just can’t fucking handle it. Peep Show does that to me too, brilliant show that, but I can only watch like an episode a week.

I gave my dog vaccines. He grew up never even learning to talk. He poops outside in public. He refuses to wear pants. He can’t read or write.

Scooby Doo and the Case of The Ukranian National Socialist Soccer Match.

If he was really committed, he would have put his swastikas in the shape of swastikas. #notimpressed

A swastika...inside of a swastika?!?

That is incredibly offensive. I mean, a yellow bucket hat? That’s soooo 1992. This guy needs his wardrobe annexed.

“Kid,” wrote one. “Your [sic] not a doctor...sorry to tell you, but not everything you hear on the Internet is true.”

Let’s play a game called See How Many Swastikas You Can Spot

Several anti-vax organizations have been pooling their collective intellectual powers