Well if we don’t blame Ali we might have to take a long, hard look at our own actions as a country, and that would be icky. We might have to acknowledge that Woodrow Wilson only thought that self determination for small countries only applied when white people lived there, and basically told Ho Chi Minh to fuck off…

|———————This much of a loon————————|

I don't think even Shawn Kemp has that many progeny.

That take is Cuyahoga hot.

“Not dead” isn’t the same as “never really alive.”

Lest anyone too young to know might think the draft dodger angle is the biggest insult in this tweet, refusing to call him Ali, and instead insisting on calling him Clay was the racist dog whistle of choice back then. Racist whites refused to do so for years after.

Minimal—or nonexistent—research skills are necessary to buy into confirmation bias.

Thus every fuckheaded idea on the goddamn planet.

I’m sorry this was done to Patricia, but it really would take a navel-gazing moron to believe she’d actually penned the article; the style, word choice, syntax—it’s all wrong.

But, again,…

Nice try, Stephen. But this is clearly a fake article to cover up your very real article about beating women in video games being rape.

It’s funny because they not only fabricated an article to undermine women who write about games, they also made light of rape in the process.

I’m just hoping one of the open water events leads to an Olympic athlete transforming into The Toxic Avenger.

Just borrow a velodrome from Krang.

If I were the Paterno offspring, I would sue his daughter for plagiarism.

I feel like after watching this my phone will ring and I’ll have seven days left to live.

Hang on, hang on, hang on... Wait...

Clearly these are horrible women and we must boycott their film.

Bottle flipping is a gateway to bat flipping and must be stopped now!

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

“What the hell did I do to deserve that?!?”