This is the power that comes with not releasing the facts: in an information vacuum, everyone gets to make up their…
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I’m just hoping one of the open water events leads to an Olympic athlete transforming into The Toxic Avenger.
Just borrow a velodrome from Krang.
If I were the Paterno offspring, I would sue his daughter for plagiarism.
I feel like after watching this my phone will ring and I’ll have seven days left to live.
Hang on, hang on, hang on... Wait...
It shouldn’t surprise anyone that Baylor acted like it would come clean and then didn’t actually do so. For about a…
Clearly these are horrible women and we must boycott their film.
Bottle flipping is a gateway to bat flipping and must be stopped now!
The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge
“What the hell did I do to deserve that?!?”
You ever notice how you never see Trump and Berlusconi at the same place at the same time? Just food for thought.
It’s honesty week at Gawker Media, and if there’s one thing we’ve learned here, it’s this: Never forget not to not…
They’re from Texas. I’m pretty sure they couldn’t locate Canada on a map
They make exceptions for 12 year old boys.
The kid appears to know the path to righteousness.
It’s inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction.
I think what you mean is, you miss the days when you would say that and no one would call you an asshole for it.
Yeah, preach it Uncle Bobby. I love spending Thanksgiving with you and I really wish Grandma didn’t keep interrupting your speeches about Obamacare to ask “who wants more turkey?” or “who wants to help me clear the dishes?” or “maybe we should spend a couple of minutes in quiet thankfulness for the holiday?” Mom sends…
Man, fuck that game.