Concepts and inanimate objects Daniel Murphy disagrees with, ranked:

Continual reminder to homophobes/non-inclusionary Christians: gay people doing their thing will not turn you into a "lustful cockmaster"

I'll have you know I strongly disagree with Red Hair. Be as gay as you want but don't bring that ginger evil near me.

I disagree with the Mets lifestyle.

"Disagreeing" with a homosexual "lifestyle" is like disagreeing with red hair or brown eyes.

"Love the people, hate the crime" is the bigot's version of "But I have a lot of black friends" that racists always seem to say right after they say something racist.

The cause of their deaths, however, is not known at this time.

T-minus one week until the Eagles leak out that Shady was in a gang.

Riley Cooper now has one less teammate he will fight

she was told to provide "non-standard care"

Try to sleep tonight after thinking about this- would they have thrown out the food if it was in a lunchpail?

i really wonder if Ahsoka really is doomed. reading into what he said in this interview (http://www.starwars.com/news/interview…)

"Dave Filoni: Not really. I'm a firm believer that characters have to go through trials; otherwise it's just not believable. It's not like Ezra or the rest of the characters have a simple…

Always highlight truthers.

Quick!! To Mordor!

WEASELS RIPPED MY FLESH

"Pretty much what it says on the tin, folks. Although, the weasel is not so much riding the bird as it is, probably, trying to kill and eat it. "

Sure he just made a fool of himself on national television, but he better go home and thank God that it wasn't Tony Stewart driving that Chevy.

The Phillies would lose to the zombies from the Walking Dead.

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery."