Wow...The negative comments on this post, is astounding to me. So, lets see. We have a first time nominee, who probably had NO expectation of winning, and people are just tearing apart a very good speech.

You should sign off with a notice that you're about to be making some upgrades to Kinja.

Operator: "Tallahassee Police Department, how may I direct your call?"

Good news is that the UPD and Tallahassee PD are investigating, so the criminals will be brought swiftly to justice.