There are few greater signs of sports fan douchebaggery than acting like the global popularity of your favorite sports team is somehow a personal insult. I mean, are even the Yankees this bad?

Sorry to interrupt your self-righteous Gawker rage, but I’m thinking he is where every reasonable person is. That Tom Brady cheated and lied about it, but in an NFL of murder-suicides, elevator woman beating, DIY child beating, gun bed death threats, team sanctioned bullying, and girlfriend pet murder, it is not that…

Keep dropping those pearls of wisdom. Because if you think it is clever, then you have to say it every fucking place you can. Just to make sure people know you thought that clever thing you thought.

Everyone involved is a child. That includes tired little trolls like yourself who are doing the internet equivalent of seeing a car crash, pulling over to the side of the road, and furiously masturbating.

Way to keep perspective you offensive dung heap.

Did your keyboard melt while you were typing that HOT TAKE?

Every time I think I’ve seen the top level of delusional garbage that posts on kinja someone as tactless and self-righteous and phony as you pops up. It truly is an amazing thing to behold.

I’m glad you came here to say that, because there is literally no other place on the internet to say that. You are so, so, so brave and insightful.

The same could be said of Gawker commenters. There are no winners here.

Translation: “I’m a sewer rat that learned how to type and I want everyone to know it!”

Comparing it to massive discrimination against Muslims? Well, it can’t be said that all Reddit users lack perspective on race.

Sick burn bro.

No, I don’t think you can call them hemorrhoids if they are on your face. Thanks for trusting me with that information.

So what you mean to say is you hate the United States and think sex with farm animals should be a legal, accepted thing?

I’m curious, how many times do you have to read through your comment to make absolutely sure you have willfully missed the point and constructed the most BS-est strawman possible?

You’re right, there is no way that criticism tied to Serena’s appearance and body type could ever be racist. What was I thinking??

Again, you sentient Elephant hemorrhoid, anything to avoid talking about racism. And comparing what Serena goes through to what happens to Tom Brady and Sidney Crosby is an impressive display of willful ignorance. So congratulations on that.

And there is also a sizable amount of morons who will do anything to steer a conversation away from racism even when racism is a reasonable assumption given the subject and past stories. See the initial response to Dylann Roof.

I’ve never seen a movie in theaters twice, but I’ve already decided to go catch this one at least that many times just due to the internet reaction.

Everything about the way the Spurs operate is geared toward maximizing the productivity of talented players like Aldridge. And also his game is great for playing well deep into your 30s. Barring something that no one can plan for like injuries, he’ll be around past age 35 and other sites are reporting that Pop is on…