This is what happens when you are struck in the head repeatedly for years.

Sorry to interrupt your self-righteous Gawker rage, but I’m thinking he is where every reasonable person is. That Tom Brady cheated and lied about it, but in an NFL of murder-suicides, elevator woman beating, DIY child beating, gun bed death threats, team sanctioned bullying, and girlfriend pet murder, it is not that…

Very excited to see who Morrison brings in and what he writes for Heavy Metal. I was a fan of the magazine for a while but eventually it was just embarrassing to read. I’m glad they have moved on and will produce weird, crazy sci-f and hopefully fantasy content.

Keep dropping those pearls of wisdom. Because if you think it is clever, then you have to say it every fucking place you can. Just to make sure people know you thought that clever thing you thought.

Everyone involved is a child. That includes tired little trolls like yourself who are doing the internet equivalent of seeing a car crash, pulling over to the side of the road, and furiously masturbating.

Way to keep perspective you offensive dung heap.

Did your keyboard melt while you were typing that HOT TAKE?

Every time I think I’ve seen the top level of delusional garbage that posts on kinja someone as tactless and self-righteous and phony as you pops up. It truly is an amazing thing to behold.

I’m glad you came here to say that, because there is literally no other place on the internet to say that. You are so, so, so brave and insightful.

The same could be said of Gawker commenters. There are no winners here.

Translation: “I’m a sewer rat that learned how to type and I want everyone to know it!”

Comparing it to massive discrimination against Muslims? Well, it can’t be said that all Reddit users lack perspective on race.

The io9 comments are killing me.

Sick burn bro.

No, I don’t think you can call them hemorrhoids if they are on your face. Thanks for trusting me with that information.

So what you mean to say is you hate the United States and think sex with farm animals should be a legal, accepted thing?

I’m curious, how many times do you have to read through your comment to make absolutely sure you have willfully missed the point and constructed the most BS-est strawman possible?

But if I don’t call it “all female” how will I express my hatred, disdain, and fear of women in roles I’m not comfortable with? I’m confused.

This will make the crossover with Arrow even more interesting, as we will have a more lighthearted Green Arrow teaming up with Barry being all brooding and loner-y. So much cool stuff coming up I cant wait to see how it shakes out. Plus more Grodd!!

DC is making it, it’s obviously going to suck and I hate it already. I will spend the next five years telling you how much I hate it every time the movie is mentioned. Because that’s what people on the internet do.