Pretty much everything you could ask for in a sporting event. Hopefully Chris Paul will be ready to go against the Rockets because it would be a damn shame for the Clippers to go against Houston shorthanded after this.

That is another thing that gets me. Because I have a problem with them turning her face into hamburger all of the sudden I want her to go unpunished and maybe given the key to the city and a million dollars. Like her getting her face crushed and being allowed to beat the cop to death are the only two options.

And that’s the problem. People need their neat narrative. The victim has to be the right kind of innocent and then match the political leanings of the beholder to earn sympathy, forget about justice. As horrible as she was, she did nothing to deserve having her face smashed to shit. The police deal with criminals,…

You’re just not tough enough to understand the real world. The bones in her face presented a clear and present danger to that officer’s life.

I know, it’s an all out Social Justice Warrior assault. Poor guys.

Small price to pay for defending truth and freedom.

This post is about to reach critical mass on butthurt libertarian dudebros. Brace yourself.

A less classy person would say that your mom did and she seems to be making out all right. Good thing nobody like that is around here.

In related news, the 49ers are also offering 5 million for the redistribution of processed sugar consumables away from infants and into their concession stands.

What? Now you are just talking nonsense. I really hope every reporter for the next week asks him about this in detail, just to piss Price off. I’ll choose an annoying beat reporter over a meathead who thinks he is a special righteous snowflake any day.

It’s entertainment, you’re not fighting a war, Captain America. Settle down.

Mr. Short is exactly right. Everyone knows the sugar and spice in your ladybrains interacts with the radio frequencies transmitted from your bathing suit area to create a transgenic field that keeps women from being good at chess, math, writing, ninjutsu, and other man things. It’s basic science that every dude knows…

Once again, liberals twisting the story. Why don’t you report on the dangers that cell phones and the backs of innocent people’s heads pose to our heroes in blue? How about some truth for once?!!!!

Warriors-Pelicans is going to be crazy fun for the 4-5 games it lasts. I almost feel sorry for the Clippers, have a great second half and get the defending champs who had an amazing second half and look as good as they did last year.

Saying the IOC is some kind of free market paragon is peak buffoonery, so congrats on that. The money would not come out of the IOC's pocket, as they are creating ridiculous artificial conditions to collect that money. He's being denied his actual value as an athlete, which is what makes the IOC's "little…

I'm pretty sure you don't actually understand what the free market is. He and other athletes have people willing to pay them money to promote their brands during the Olympics. The IOC is preventing that. They are operating against the free market to make sure money flows only through their hands. He's not whining…

Phrasing.

America is not for Black Llamas.

You convinced me. I have some lion friends that you should talk to. They are hard of hearing, so just get really close and explain how their eating meat is totally like rape. I'm sure they will be very perceptive.

It's about ethics in stalking, harassing, and threatening to murder women!