He’s not the crazy uncle we deserve, he’s the crazy uncle we need.

Okay, so the only way this list is valid is if it pushes some fairy tale global utopia that will NEVER exist? With the exception of 1,2,4, all the issues have global impact. And people fucking up geopolitical issues is an enduring part of human history, or do you really think in the next century or two we are going to…

Okay, you know this is a story where a woman faked a terminal disease to sell a bullshit cure to people that were actually fighting serious illness right? But heaven forbid anyone use any harsh language. How is the weather in the 1950s by the way?

I’m still only really interested in Ant-Man for whatever post credit scenes it has, despite the great trailer they just released. I’m excited about the horror sequels, I just like the style of the Insidious movies more than anything. I’m not sold on FF or Terminator, but I’m really high on Tomorrowland and Mad Max.…

Not surprising really. Even if Feige and Marvel wanted to go Miles Morales(which I highly doubt), I’m sure Sony wanted nothing to do with that. This is their prize baby, and like most in Hollywood, they don’t want a brown face anywhere near it.

Corporations want to make money?!!!! Sick Burn!

I know, it’s an all out Social Justice Warrior assault. Poor guys.

Small price to pay for defending truth and freedom.

This post is about to reach critical mass on butthurt libertarian dudebros. Brace yourself.

A less classy person would say that your mom did and she seems to be making out all right. Good thing nobody like that is around here.

What? I’m talking about how this affects the overall Defenders storyline and how that story is being told, not the doom of the MCU. People have been spewing hot takes about that since before the first Avengers movie. I’m not buying it. Everyone knows what they are doing and so far there has been no overlap. Agents of…

It will be interesting to see how this impacts the overall story they are trying to tell. Will they move things around or will the other shows proceed as planned? This could leave them putting out 3-4 shows next year, and that is quite a lot. But I’m sure they planned for this and its a good problem to have.

I personally think it also has a lot to do with audiences. People freak out when they see a black face on screen or any intimacy that is not heterosexual, so depicting an entity that is beyond mainstream ideas of gender and/or sexuality is a bridge too far for most, especially in Hollywood.

In related news, the 49ers are also offering 5 million for the redistribution of processed sugar consumables away from infants and into their concession stands.

What? Now you are just talking nonsense. I really hope every reporter for the next week asks him about this in detail, just to piss Price off. I’ll choose an annoying beat reporter over a meathead who thinks he is a special righteous snowflake any day.

It’s entertainment, you’re not fighting a war, Captain America. Settle down.

Mr. Short is exactly right. Everyone knows the sugar and spice in your ladybrains interacts with the radio frequencies transmitted from your bathing suit area to create a transgenic field that keeps women from being good at chess, math, writing, ninjutsu, and other man things. It’s basic science that every dude knows…

Once again, liberals twisting the story. Why don’t you report on the dangers that cell phones and the backs of innocent people’s heads pose to our heroes in blue? How about some truth for once?!!!!

It looks like the FBI is caught in a.............................hairy situation.

I’m excited about the “Anthology” aspect of it more than the actual movie. Going forward that means they could tell stories anywhere and at any time, that’s great.