Miller doesn’t merely believe the shit Trump is shoveling; he’s the one who backed up the truck and dumped all the shit into Trump’s brain to begin with.

Kind of refreshing to see they just *gave* the info to other companies. Most people would expect there’d be some kind of financial motivation at work.

“...Joanna was surprised by Baby No. 5 earlier this year, when she realized she was pregnant in January.”

Do... do they not know how babies are made? Shouldn’t be that much of a surprise.

Ah, a Trilby! Yes. I was going with ‘jackass hat.’

I’ve never thought Candy Corn had a ‘buttery’ anything, flavor or aftertaste. This is highly confusing.

Text still reads “...the larger size of the NHL rinks...”

All I’m saying is that ‘chocolate-chip cookie’ should be a reliable descriptor: this is a cookie with chocolate chips. Period. Not ‘this is a cookie which contains many things, chocolate chips among them.’

Sorry, wasn’t aware saying something sounded bad made me a philistine. Let me rephrase. Anise and chocolate might pair very well, and it might be a delightful cookie - for some. Personally, anise is one of ‘those flavors’ that I, and a lot of people, find utterly revolting.

That sounds entirely terrible, and likewise no longer a chocolate chip cookie.

A chocolate chip cookie with nuts added is no longer a chocolate chip cookie. It is a [type of nut] chocolate chip cookie.

As pointed out elsewhere: guy is kicked out of the bar, tries to get into a truck which isn’t his, then pulls the gun out of his shorts and fires at the bar.

He had the gun in his shorts the whole time.

As pointed out elsewhere: guy is kicked out of the bar, tries to get into a truck which isn’t his, then pulls the gun out of his shorts and fires at the bar.

He had the gun in his shorts the whole time.

As pointed out elsewhere: guy is kicked out of the bar, tries to get into a truck which isn’t his, then pulls the gun out of his shorts and fires at the bar.

He had the gun in his shorts the whole time.

As pointed out elsewhere: guy is kicked out of the bar, tries to get into a truck which isn’t his, then pulls the gun out of his shorts and fires at the bar.

He had the gun in his shorts the whole time.

That’s fantastic! We’re in Denver so it’s not exactly close, but might be a fun trip next year. Thanks!

I’m a bit baffled myself, but it’s true. Mind you, he’s scared of normal ‘scary’ stuff, vampires, zombies (we can’t flush the upstairs toilet until he’s asleep because it’ll ‘wake up the zombies’), going into a dark room alone, etc.

But Godzilla? No fear at all. He’s even said when he grows up he wants to be a…

My son is five years old and Godzilla is his favorite thing in the entire world. He’s going to pee his pants when he sees this.

I also fully expect him to see (or think he sees) other kaiju in the trailer. We’re all going “Godzilla, King Gidorah, Mothra, Rodan,” and he’ll be shrieking “Daddy, look, Baragon! There’s…

I love my wife. She didn’t make me watch this.

I heard the concept/album musical version first, and only, for many years. Now the other soundtrack versions are fairly unlistenable.

1) I cannot overstate how much better a word ‘gushing’ is than ‘squirting.’ Thank you for that.
2) My wife has had exactly one gushing orgasm, and neither of us know exactly how it happened, or how to replicate it. But she said it was fantastic, and she didn’t mind sleeping on towels afterward.