My cousins used to live about ten minutes from a place called ‘Big Dick’s Halfway Inn,’ near the Lake of the Ozarks. Could never even bring myself to suggest going, and it was never volunteered by any of the locals.

Please someone make him rotate that bridge shot 1-2° clockwise.

Specifically their 1/4lb Beef Franks

But Horizon Zero Dawn has an ending...

They should have gotten the other Dorf, the one who made all those ‘Dorf on Golf’ videos.

Counterpoint: Stephen Dorff is terrible and drags the movie down to a lower echelon that it would be with a better actor in his role.

* trident

(sorry to pedant)

But if you didn’t buy the bullshit, you’re not Catholic...

Exact same for me - having a 5-year-old, my wife and I have to do a little advance planning to see a movie in the theaters. When I saw the Artemis trailer I thought “huh, maybe we’ll try to go see that,” but with it already in theaters (and from the sounds of it, gone sooner than later), chances are slim.

Also, uh... In…

Worst... scariest?

I remember that little twerp. One of Tom’s best decisions

I only saw a trailer for Hotel Artemis about two weeks ago. I didn’t think it was coming out for a few months at least. This is being done poorly.

I’d say someone who’s been driven so low by depression that they actually think and believe their loved ones don’t love them and want them dead qualifies as a false reality. It’s not as sexy as a full-on psychotic break with hallucinations, but they’re still not accurately seeing the real world.

You have an interesting caveat:

Thought it was a nice change for them to bring the cup out closer to the end boards and open up the rest of the ice.

Awesome. Also deeply creepy.

I own a VHS copy of the Justice League pilot, which I could be convinced into parting with. But fair warning, it’s a lot like the Star Wars Holiday special, where people really want to see it, and then they do, and then they think ‘I was better off before this was in my brain.’

“What they do care about is defending Roseanne’s right to be a racist.”

“...he punctuated those particular swears by screaming out the alphabet...”

Trump also seems the type to claim an extra inch or two. I’d lay even odds he’s barely six foot, if even.