My inner niner fan rn:

Gladiators have become my favorite team. They’re all such solid players that don’t rely on a single player.

Why didn’t they announce that Garfield was helping them from the start, I’ll never know.

“I just met the guy with the van in the parking lot to see if there really was an underage girl to have sex with. You know, out of curiosity. Not out of wanting to have sex with her. Y’all are gross.”

1. I didn’t write one?

Holy shit, the old Mario cartoon is on Netflix!? We didn’t have cable when i was growing up so i kinda missed the boat on it originally, will crack a beer and rectify this tonight. Hopefully its just as cheesy as i remember from the few episodes i caught at friends houses.

That’s not really getting crossed up. Harden essentially pushed him down with his forearm and that, plus the momentum of the defender backpedaling, is what ended up with him on the ground.

How did he break his ankles? Was it when harden pushed off?

I’m glad that I got through my teenage years in a time when all the dumb teenage shit you did/said wasn’t held against you for the rest of your life.

“A youth in our community is just as fed up with school shootings as the rest of us are, let’s punish him for it.” Yeah it was dumb ting to say, but he’s also 16... “While we’re at it, let’s make the punishment be that we take away his outlet for his stress, that’ll go over well.” There’s just no good reason to do…

Well, fuck. No spoiler alert?

I fixed it for you.

You’re hilariously naive to think this functionality isn’t and won’t be abused. It’s outrageous, illegal malware and the CEO should be jailed.

I put a remote controlled bomb in your car but I’ll detonate it only if you run a red light. Won’t be an issue?

Couple things:

Turns out, Dr Disrespect beat the Twitch record for most concurrent viewers of a single streamer after all (CLARIFICATION - February 8, 11:50AM: ... according to Twitch). A Twitch rep told Kotaku that Dr Disrespect, not Tyler1, now holds the record for most concurrent viewers of a single stream with “over 388,000.”…

TSA upcoming new rule - Don’t bring paper or on board.

“Fortunately, all the throws appeared to miss.”