Rockets? More like bitches amirite?

Rockets historically don’t perform well when confronted with a Challenger.

If you think the Rockets have the mental toughness to win a title, read this shit.

The Rockets are such sore-ass losers and this really shows the kind of culture Chris Paul promotes.

Paul’s as good as any point guard in NBA history

Look, y’all can have your unicorns, 3-and-d guys, and stretch fours.

Not gonna lie, it rather bothered me how long it took for play to stop. I mean the guy went up, collided with a player, threw the ball a starnge direction (which should be the first tip off he collided with someone), then hit a hard floor and stayed there mid-game. Shouldnt someone notice that rather quickly? What…

Oh yeah, Ireland is sooooooo lucky. 700 years of varyingly brutal English domination, no mineral resources to speak of, crappy soil in much of the country, the loss of 75% of its population in the 19th century...sounds like a blessed place.

Barry as a kid:

See what happens when you play Austin Rivers? Nothing good.

Austin Fucking Rivers.

Austin Rivers is the Clippy of basketball players. He’s clearly trying to help, but even at his best, he’s annoying as all fuck.

Austin Rivers is the gift that keeps on giving for that organization....Steve Ballmer should demand he be cut from the team immediately.

This is truly the next level of Austin Rivers’ development, as he’s discovered a way to ruin his team’s chances beyond his shitty play.

AUSTIN RIVERS, YOU STUPID BITCH.

Austin Rivers 3:16