Speaking as an actual Hindu, I thought the inclusion of Hanuman was rad. I also thought I was cool that the Jabari were vegetarians, since Hanuman is vegetarian.

Well, fuck. No spoiler alert?

I fixed it for you.

You’re hilariously naive to think this functionality isn’t and won’t be abused. It’s outrageous, illegal malware and the CEO should be jailed.

I put a remote controlled bomb in your car but I’ll detonate it only if you run a red light. Won’t be an issue?

Couple things:

Turns out, Dr Disrespect beat the Twitch record for most concurrent viewers of a single streamer after all (CLARIFICATION - February 8, 11:50AM: ... according to Twitch). A Twitch rep told Kotaku that Dr Disrespect, not Tyler1, now holds the record for most concurrent viewers of a single stream with “over 388,000.”…

TSA upcoming new rule - Don’t bring paper or on board.

What kind of monster hands a slice of greasy pizza to a child with only one single napkin?

Amen. I stopped attending games back around 2000, unless I was invited to a private box, which happens about twice a year.

Even though my kid is excited about football and wants to go to a game, this bullshit is why I’m never going to subject them to it.

They probably paid, what, a weeks worth of wages, all to either 1) get arrested or 2) not remember it. Silver Linings Playbook was a documentary

You know, I love to drink, and I like to cheer on my team with a decent buzz. I don’t understand how people can get so liquored up hours before the big game. What’s the point?

Think of the skeeziest bar you’ve ever been to, with a staff who caters to the worst crowd imaginable, that my friends is what it’s like to go to an NFL game in 2018.

“Fortunately, all the throws appeared to miss.”

The worst city in the country. There isn’t even a close second.

Eagles Fans: Destroying Stereotypes Since Never.

So ah, Capela is singing this tune without accompaniment?