Rockets? More like bitches amirite?

Rockets historically don’t perform well when confronted with a Challenger.

If you think the Rockets have the mental toughness to win a title, read this shit.

The Rockets are such sore-ass losers and this really shows the kind of culture Chris Paul promotes.

Paul’s as good as any point guard in NBA history

Look, y’all can have your unicorns, 3-and-d guys, and stretch fours.

Not gonna lie, it rather bothered me how long it took for play to stop. I mean the guy went up, collided with a player, threw the ball a starnge direction (which should be the first tip off he collided with someone), then hit a hard floor and stayed there mid-game. Shouldnt someone notice that rather quickly? What…

Oh yeah, Ireland is sooooooo lucky. 700 years of varyingly brutal English domination, no mineral resources to speak of, crappy soil in much of the country, the loss of 75% of its population in the 19th century...sounds like a blessed place.

The movie felt even more like a new beginning than TFA but at the same time a step backward. We’re back where we started, with a small rebellion and their Jedi one the one side and a dark lord and his imperial machine on the other. It’s almost a soft reboot of the new trilogy, which is pretty odd.

I had a feeling fans were gonna dislike it, because the entire theme of the movie is “Star Wars is for kids, the kids of today deserve their own Star Wars, we aren’t just going to shamelessly appeal to nostalgia anymore”

That is awesome. I know actors like to go incognito into screenings to see raw audience reaction. That would have been really cool to have that boy be there too.

I loved that every single thing that Poe did was a complete mess or backfires spectacularly. The opening attack on the dreadnought is a pyrrhic victory that resulted in heavy losses for the good guys, he nearly screws up Holdo’s plan and his final stand against the First Order’s assault is completely ineffectual.

Yeah, this movie was great. I feel like it was a real shout out to those who love Star Wars. Played the games, from the tabletop to the consoles/PC, read the books, deep dived every comic book...this was for us. I can’t get over how sweet this movie was! Rey and Kylo’s scenes were intense!

I can’t believe they killed off Snoke in the middle of the fucking movie and then had Kylo Ren take over the entire First Order. That is such a ballsy move.

Fans pre-Dec. 15:

I’m surprised and disappointed by the amount of negative fan reaction, especially in comparison to TFA, which I also enjoyed but was a much more flawed film.

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So my theory is that Episode IX will start maybe 5-10 years in the future. Leia has died of old age, and Poe is running whatever the Resistance had evolved into (the New New Republic?). Meanwhile, Rey is running Jedi Hogwarts/Xavier’s.