I have a cat like that. He's supposed to be my boyfriend's cat but the fucker won't leave me the hell alone, even to pee.

Unforgivable. I mean that. One of my friends had an ex who took "his" dog away from her (the one they got together, as opposed to the two she had before he was around). He fought her for the dog for nearly two months and the same day he got it from her brought it to his mother in another city to take care of. His mom…

I know, right?

Ha! This is so going to be me.

Which she goddamn deserved. Don't get me wrong, I hate that character, but I don't believe there are too many actresses that could have pulled that off convincingly.

The only think I have learned here is that I am apparently much more casual about flying than the general Jez population. Planes can take a lot.

My mind tripped on the weed laced dildos. Like...do people actually put THC on dildos? That's not a thing, right?

Uh. I must know who this is.

Well rape is considered a violent crime. And he took those pictures while participating inner rape. Therefore there is no hypocrisy in this reaction.

What is Skycapping?

I LOVE THAT YOU ARE AS HAPPY ABOUT THIS AS I AM.

Were you as disappointed as I was with how Lost World got translated into film? The book was just as damn good as the first book and then they went and royally screwed it up in the movie.

My best friend campaigned for her and her husband to change their last name to Vader, but he refused. I was pretty disappointed. She would have really done it.

Really? I used to work at a zoo and there was one particular peacock that would chase anything that got within 20 feet of him. He even tried to chase the cheetah that had had to be handraised and was being used as an envoy for the breeding program since he was so tame. But now that you mention it the rest of the…

State legislators cut funding for Public Defenders first. In most states they have to ask the bar to ask or require barred attorneys to work pro bono. Of course, the vast majority of lawyers are not trained in criminal law, and so many do pro bono work in their subject of expertise in order to avoid getting sued for…

Dads would be out for me in general. Any dads. Deadbeat dads, or single dads.

If he doesn't have a passport, by choice. If economic factors are the reason but they have the desire to travel, no harm no foul, but if they are just plain incurious about the wider world, I am out so fast there will be smoke.

You're definitely out of luck with the peacocks and geese. Those guys are shits. The rest if you familiarize yourself with some will probably decide to play envoy and apologize.

Unless you stay at home, yes. My rescue ferret was a single ferret locked in a way too small cage for god knows how long. It took three weeks to socialize him to where he wasn't a vicious biter, and probably only that short a time because I had the sweetest female ferret for him to socialize with, and I just…

I'm not Asian, but I live in Tokyo. Holy shit are those Asian-fetish dudes gross.