Yes. This is the correct take. Every season has its merits, EXCEPT for January 2-early March. And, as you say, once the Super Bowl is over, there’s not even good diversions. It’s hell.

I am with you, my friend — brothers in arms. The beach is trash, and the magnificence of the ocean is not enough to overcome how trash the beach is.

pretty sure he lost the clickbait coin toss

Fuck the beach. The beach is the fucking worst. You know who goes to the beach? Miserable fucking people go to the beach, to pretend that they’re not miserable fucking people.

I agree with all your points. Albert is way out if line with this post.

FLANNEL IS THE FABRIC OF KINGS

GOOD APPLE FOOD EVERYWHERE

I CAN ROAST MEAT IN MY KITCHEN AND NOT DIE.

BASKETBALL IS STARTING. BASEBALL IS ENDING.

Also wearing a jacket affords me the luxury of pockets without the public shaming that comes with cargo shorts. The only good thing about summer is stone fruit season.

I’m not a kid anymore, summer is just the time of year when I arrive at work sweaty as hell.

“Being a wing back sucks. It’s a thankless, exhausting, uncreative, glory-free gig.”

Marcos Alonso and Victor Moses have reinvented their careers as wing backs for Conte at Chelsea. Alonso is already a cult hero with Chelsea thanks to his wondergoals.

Being a wing back with ARSENAL sucks because being on Arsenal is a…

That’s only your opinion

Exactly. The Venn diagram of “LA residents who go to Vegas a few times a year” and “LA residents who are still Raiders fans” has enough overlap to make this work.