Then there was the guy who worked in the animal testing lab. He felt sorry for the rats who had cancer and were going to die because of the experiments, so he brought them home so they could die in a comfortable place - our apartment. I could forgive him for that, but what was more difficult to accept was his penchant…

I had an ex-cheerleader college roommate who made very poor choices. She was gorgeous, like, really pretty. Made extra money by being a “stomach model”. I didn’t even know that was a thing before I met her. My first impression of her was when my parents were dropping me off at my dorm. So (this is important to the…