I irrationally love that movie despite the fact that almost none of it makes any sense.

In Canada, all men named Ryan must impregnate their woman at the same time.

Just curious...

I’ve got one - “Well, I know a Person A and B that had a $5 lentil wedding and now they’re TOGETHER FOREVER and THE KING AND QUEEN OF LOVE and I know a Person C and D who spent MONEY ON THEIR WEDDING and now they’re DIVORCED and live in HELL.”

Ladies and gents: I’ve been here at Jezebel for a loooooooong time now and I would like to welcome you all to Jezebel Wedding Bingo. Here are some of your squares

-City hall
-Simple dinner with friends
-Marriage is pointless and sexist
-Engagement rings are sexist
-Wedding dresses are sexist
-Choosing to take your husband’s…

And baby showers, which are one million times worse than weddings.

just stopping by to say RIP i thee dread

Yeah, you’re 33 now, we get it.

or, you know, turning his goddamn plate over and checking the back

“shouldn’t they just try piggy backing on the legalization of gay marriage? I feel like it gets dicey when it comes to things like spousal benefits and tax deductions”

Off topic, but have you ever seen a person suit the name Kody more than that asshole?

I figured he was calling a friend to see if they wanted a burger. The guy was like “Nah, but bring me a bottle of water.”

Or he’s high as fuck.

I am FILLED with Christ’s love!

Is he also casually chatting on his cell phone while cooking? I like his style.

Saved! is a modern classic and she's pretty much perfect.

Also, it’s a fucking fast-fashion clothes store. They pay minimum wage and sell hotpants and bustier tops. They’re not really in the position to require a full skirt suit and a neat bun.

In fairness, babies are tender, delicious, and only 7 points. Perfect lunch!

I know people will say “Oh, Junior’s Cheesecake is overrated” to which I will say: fuck all you people that say that.