I hate Caillou; I’ve always hated Caillou. It’s a glacially-paced show that avoids plot development like the plague, so all you get is a whiny kid with a whiny voice whining all the time. I mean, they intentionally focus on all the most impossibly boring things in life. It’s torturous!

Getting waterboarded by Donald Trump while being simultaneously sodomized by Rush Limbaugh isn’t as bad as Caillou. WHY THE FUCK DOESN’T HE HAVE HAIR??

Nothing is as bad as Calliou. It’s no doubt aimed for younger kids (my four year old doesn’t even really like it anymore) but it at least has less yelling and Daniel doesn’t whine like Calliou. Calliou is what you show kids to raise them to be sociopaths.

This is some BULL-SHIT.
Daniel Tiger is totally fine. It’s simple and fun and doesn’t feature a shit ton of yelling (as a lot of kids shows do).
The only real wrinkle in the show is the completely insufferable Prince Wednesday, who prefaces everything with “royal” and then is the biggest crybaby whenever anything…

NO! Nothing in this world is as bad a fucking “Calliou.” I will watch endless hours of “Daniel Tiger” before I even fathom watching “Calliou.” It’s a little known fact that “Calliou” is used in secret CIA prisons as an interrogation method so cruel that the Hague has come knocking.

Jezebel taking over Kotaku would look like the first 15 minutes of Saving Private Ryan.

This face is what makes a person attractive.

In the World of Felines the One-Eyed Cat is QUEEN

Little Pink Coffins for you and me...

Oh yeah, well life goes on
Long after the kid
you killed is gone.

who is that cross-eyed goober

What matters is the face.

Uh oh. I accidentally saw an email last night that my cat sent to this photgrapher setting up a special photography session with his wonderful owner NEXT WEEK.

two american kids killing toddlers in the heartland

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

Benicio Del Toro always looks like he just woke up from a nap

5th. But I lived in Ohio.

These girls weren’t all named Heather were they?

same