Dear “family vakues” assholes,

Are you nice? Can you not mansplain things? Then hang out here. :)

Even better - my friend lives in Switzerland and they have daycares there on what they call a Creche (spelling?) system - you pay a percentage of your income, even if that income is zero. So so cool!

YARDSTICKS CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS

OMG SHE WAS TRYING TO GET A JOB TO SUPPORT HER KIDS WHAT A BAD MOTHER SHE CLEARLY SHOULD HAVE STAYED HOME AND COLLECTED WELLFARE OH WAIT THAT’S NO GOOD EITHER SHE SHOULD JUST DIE FUCK THIS SHIT.

I like how we’re now punishing single mothers for trying to work. It’s like we prefer them to remain on state benefits just so we can judge them. They’re damned if they do, damned if they don’t.

She couldn’t reschedule the interview and couldn’t find adequate child care. The job was for her to take of her kids. So perhaps instead of intervention/parenting classes access to free child care for parents who need it would be better.

And in some cultures people leave infants outside in the snow while they drink coffee inside. Parents don’t need to be touching their kids every minute.

I got really lucky to have parents like that. My mom got remarried to my dad’s (former, for obvious reasons) best friend, and while I’m sure there were tensions, I don’t recall ever seeing them. My mom and dad shared weekly phone calls to discuss how I was doing, and my dad’s family shared numerous holidays with my…

This is horrible. If you were born before 1982, almost all of our parents would have been arrested.

Before I scrolled down and saw her picture, I knew she was a black mother. This never happens to white moms.

Gwyneth Paltrow is a condescending weirdo, but the one thing we shouldn’t criticize her for is going through a divorce amicably without devastating her kids. She’s doing this about as well as a divorcing parent can.

Many years ago I was having a really crappy day at work and wandered over to the local deli to get a sandwich. It was mobbed, as always, so I had a lot of time to ponder, “Conga, what would make you feel good right now?” And I ordered a bologna and American cheese sandwich with mayonnaise. The counter people knew me…

My family’s sandwich: Miracle Whip, pickle and white bread.

What do you mean *was* a Republican?

Is it like satay? Because I like satay.

Diamonds’ worth is all made up anyway. They weren’t even popular until marketing got Hollywood types to use them in marriage proposals.

I was making a funny. Since you dont know who I am, something to know about me is that I am constantly trolling and sarcasming mad hard. You’re on the internet, kiddo. Gotta brush up on them sardonicisms, boo.

You know that saying? “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels?” Yeahhhhhh, well nothing feels as good as not being a garbage human being.

I wish you could stay.