THANK YOU :D I am legit at work rn and being on Jez making animal dj noises is getting me through office politics.

Anytime I talk about EDM I just pretend to hold a headphone up to one ear and say “you know....the nts nts music” So I have been practicing for years.

Someone is not up on their drug lingo!

You have a singular skill at transcribing scratching and EDM sounds. nts nts nts and wickywicky are SLAYING me rn

NO SLUTS

LOL heroine.

Only at the fiiiinneest clubs!! He is currently having his own twitter fight with DJ Kittymeowmeow

I was referring to heroin. I do not call women whores.

HORSE. heroine. drugs. in da club.

Actually he’s soon going to announce his third term and we won’t have elections because he will have named himself Supreme Leader Czar and then there will be a Great Race War and something something something my 401k won’t be worth as much.

Ooooooo DJ FIGHT nts nts nts nts

To be fair I bet there was already a whole lotta horse in that club.

oh ffs just because you decided to sell your vagina to Jesus doesn’t mean the rest of us did.

Sweet Monkey Jesus.

How does one take away the agency of a woman 15 years dead?

Frankly he looks like a serial killer. You know - the “quiet type” who was always looked and acted “nice” but had the cold, dark heart of a raging sociopath inside.

You sunk my Donald Trump!

He wishes he were a little bit taller he wishes he were a baller he wishes he had a girl who looked good so he could call her, I bet.

29071092473109719037975658923649823648926498168239812301, I’m pretty sure.

“He didn’t inherit fame or fortune from his parents, but what he did inherit was a big heart. He’s always welcoming to family and friends.”