It angers me that people from outside seems to lump an entire state together from what they hear. Texas? Some woman here on Jezebel said we should all be killed because of how backwards we are, nevermind we here in Houston have the first openly gay Mayor in U.S. history and a woman. The first major city to cover same…

Yay for positivity!!

You had me mid-rage stroke before the end. Nicely done!

hm. king of jezebel.

Yeah, if she ever starred in a movie there wouldn’t be enough “b”s or “k”s for the marquee

Was gonna yell, but then I laughed. A+, friend.

Sounds like you’re actually coming out ahead.

uh i would like to be somewhere w netflix and chinese food

I will watch this trash so hard, my eyes will fire out of my head like peeled grape torpedoes.

The things they don't tell you you might someday have to do. Especially in special education.

Organs.

And Aidan. So. Many. Aidans.

Why is anyone bothering with children when mine are OBVIOUSLY the cutest, smartest, and most talented and there’s no way anyone else can win? Idiots.

I’ll try to address your question in 2 parts:

I know that I’m smarter than them and I know that my daughter is awesome, and that they will forever have this hive mentality that leaves them stuck and never progressing. So far that works pretty well.

Would it surprise you to learn that Tilda Swinton was made of pure sunshine?

This is very sad. I am a school librarian and I worry all the time that a parent is going to grab a book and get me fired. I wish these people would understand what public school in America is supposed to be about- that we serve all the diverse people in a school. I am so frightened by the big mouths in this country.…

Every time I hand a man something soaked in my urine they run away.