You should make this a thing.

So I texted my 22 year old friend because 22. She said its for recipes. “When you’re at the bar and your friends want a water moccasin and the bartender is all I don’t know what that is you can show him on the app.”

I came here just to see someone else confess to liking it. I'm not a big drinker so maybe that's why I have gross taste? Dunno. But Fireball is a good shot imho.

I was thinking the size of a large blueberry!

I want to throw up.

I’m shame laughing. *cries*

I hate myself for you! I'm gross af sry

U know I'm supposed to be repulsed by him but dammit if my lady parts aren't just committed to embarrassing me. I'd ride him like a tricycle.

Regulators, mount up.

Haha you're one of those silver linings people eh? I need you around, I'm a born sceptic.

OMG mine is almost 12, and I love her but man I really didn't want to get knocked up. Failed birth control, we need a support group.

Ok now I'm seriously wondering if this is what happened to me. I was on Depo, got my first shot and came in for my second only to find out at that appointment I was preggers. It never occurred to me that maybe I didn't actually get the Depo shot the first time. I just thought I was the most fertile person in the…

I would like a Knockoffer Jr and some of those onion rings that have never ever been onions before but are so super tasty. And a Diet Coke.

I’m in love with you so hard.

I thought my two divorces that each involve a kid and split custody was a damn nightmare. Stars! They're just like us!

I’m a single high school teacher/grad student and I would jump at this once my kids move out. It's free room and board.

You need to keep it forever!!! I love finding stuff like that of my babies.

I totally, definitely, probably would.

You have a tiny little capitalist on your hands :-)

He’s a beast! My littlest hoarded her ooo-ooo-wee all over the house. Took us months to get rid of them all.