Should I ever be so lucky!

That is so cool! My boyfriend let my daughter paint his nails this summer and that’s when I knew he was a keeper.

I live in Houston. We have a race problem like anywhere else in this country but we are also one of the most diverse and progressive cities too. This isn't East Texas or even West Texas, this is the fourth largest city in the nation. This is a huge and unconscionable fuck up. I can't even think of a valid explanation…

Jesus fuck. So they raped her. So three cops stood in the side of the road and raped her. That's what this is right? I feel like vomiting.

I’m just struggling to understand how not one but apparently two sheriff’s officers concluded that doing a roadside cavity search was the right thing to do. It's just so incredibly insane to me. Like the first officer has this brilliant idea and the second one says, yes this is of course the correct thing for us to…

I was like “WHO PEED ON A MIRROR?!”

Have you seen Thank You For Sharing? I just watched it on Netflix this week and she's outstanding in it.

Well my cats have covered everything I own in their fur. Also I opened a book at Half Price Books once and an unwrapped condom fell out.

Northern transplant living in Houston for many years now and I gotta say, you never get used to the heat and humidity. I seriously don't go outside unless I have to and I don't do ANY outdoor recreation from May to October. Congrats on the tenure track position! That's an accomplishment worth celebrating!

Go and do stuff! Take classes or volunteer and get out and meet people. Honestly you sound great! Don't sell yourself short.

I’m gonna go rogue and use those markers that smell like stuff. Or maybe just lick it and mark them with my DNA.

This is precisely why I am doing a different MA track that allows me to do an internship instead of a thesis. Good luck!!

Oh for sure! I'm not a collector by any stretch but I just ordered myself one to use for the books I keep in my classroom. Most of my library is stuff I've gotten for college classes and stuff over the years. For like first editions you just write your name in Sharpie right?

My teen boy is a book lover as well and I got him a book embosser a year or so ago. It's not a HUGE present but it is one he just adores. http://www.thestationerystudio.com/index.cfm/fuse…

When I worked at Red Lobster we had this torture device/kitchen gadget that cut the lemons for tea and water. We had to wear a chain maille glove when we used it. I scoffed at the ridiculousness and then got three stitches in my finger.

I read that and thought... “That’s just so random.”

DON’T CURRRRR!!!

That honestly sums up every attempt of mine to do anything Pinteresting.

I giggle every time I look at it.

I have a lot of passionate opinions about glitter. And donuts.