Well I'm a cat lady. So I'm assuming we are already best friends.

Anything with chocolate and frosting. I don't like the unfrosted ones, you can have those. That will preserve our friendship.

I'll be there with some YooHoo and Diet Mountain Dew.

Now I want Pop Tarts. Damn you dyslexia. *shakes fist*

Yep. I mean (I teach high school) a lot of kids have just never been raised to have respect. But at some point we have to hold teens accountable for living in society and being able to observe the behavior of those around them. Failing to follow suit is just not a result of poor upbringing but conscious arrogance.…

I was!! He also had a meeting with Ted Cruz and passive aggressively insulted him.

OMG thank you for the handy tip!! It's been bugging me mad!

Twelve more disgusting days. But it's better than the murderous UTI that made me go get them. And it leaves me three solid weeks of margarita based diet before I have to start in service days. So yay!!!

Do it. It's Wednesday. You have made it over halfway through another week. That deserves celebrating.

I'm on antibiotics and terribly sober. Which is a travesty because I'm a school teacher and it is summer and I should stay drunk for five more weeks.

I call mine my beau. It makes me feel fancy.

I have a 16 year old son who recently took a sponsored trip to DC with a group of other teenagers. They ate at a very fancy restaurant one night and upon my return my son told me “mom I’m so glad that you and dad had both been servers and taught me how to act in a restaurant, it was just embarrassing with some of…

Yep. I was more poking fun at myself and the fact that I equated “pit women” with Miley.

So I totally thought that the “pit women” against other women was some sorta wierd reference to Miley’s pits. And her being against other women. Or something. I'm really confused.

This. When I got pregnant I was on BC and had super irregular periods. It was my boyfriend who said “weird you’re all pukey and stuff, are you knocked up?” I went to my first dr visit and they said “when was your last period? “Uhhh March?” I was 11 weeks.

Thank you! They really are. I graduated with my BA, started grad school, got my teaching certificate and hired on at my first choice of schools!! I was nominated for a fellowship with the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and hopefully will be chosen for that too! Everything is better and lighter and MINE! Sometimes it's ok to…

I just wanted to echo what you had said. By the books my (ex)husband made six figures and I as his wife should have had access to that to gain representation when I left him. Except the money just wasn’t in the accounts. And lawyers want a retainer. They will include a request for attorney’s fees to be covered but…

I’m sure they wouldn’t doubt book. More like if the Jewish gramma croaks on Thursday and has to be buried by Saturday but your wedding is Friday at 6 pm they can offer the deceased’s family a Friday or Saturday morning time slot.

It really depends. There are several funeral homes here that are on the grounds of the cemetery, but not all are. There are also several gorgeous ones around me that have big pretty chapels. Really no different from a church honestly.

I just legit snorted.